Detroit Lions – Matt Stafford got beat the hell up in this game and if he isn’t concussed, is probably wondering how a playoff team goes 1-6 the next year.
Houston Texans – JJ Watt and company have allowed more first touchdowns (12) than some teams have given up all year.
Indianapolis Colts – If Pagano is fighting for his job, is it possible that he’s running an injured Luck out there; or is Luck just really that bad this year?
Jacksonville Jaguars – Just when the Jaguars were in the middle of reminding everyone that they’re the Jaguars, they actually pull out a win.
Kansas City Chiefs – Nobody wants to say it, but this win might have just killed their chances at the #1 pick next year.
Miami Dolphins – Ryan Tannehill holds the NFL record for consecutive completions at 25; yes – you heard that correctly.
Minnesota Vikings – The Vikings are the class of the NFC North* Note: this only includes teams that played on Sunday.
New England Patriots – Tom Brady filled in nicely for injured RB, Dion Lewis by leading the team in rushing TD’s (1), attempts (4), and yards (15).
New Orleans Saints – With a chance at winning the division all but lost, the Saints can just play spoiler – and they’re doing a good job.
New York Giants – As the temperature on Coughlin’s coaching seat heats up, so do the Giants, always playing just well enough to keep him employed.
New York Jets – According to the announcers, the reason the Jets didn’t have any timeouts to use late in the game is because they didn’t use them earlier… what?
Oakland Raiders – The Raiders seemed to enjoy their romp in Southern California – maybe this will make a great permanent home.
Philadelphia Eagles – Maybe part of Chip Kelly’s plan to run more plays includes receivers dropping balls to stop the clock… probably not, but you never know.
Pittsburgh Steelers – I think we can officially say that Ben Roethlisberger’s job is safe – Landry Jones has a ways to go.
San Diego Chargers – Rivers threw the ball 58 times – a figure which is slightly lower than the number of kids he hopes to eventually have.
San Francisco 49ers – I hope this team’s strategy is to play for the #1 pick in the 2016 NFL draft, because they’re certainly playing that way.
Seattle Seahawks – A win against the lowly Niners was just what the Legion of Boom needed to feel good about themselves again.
St. Louis Rams – If it’s true that defense wins championships, then we should start fitting these guys for Super Bowl rings immediately.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers – Oh the Buccos – snagging defeat from the jaws of victory.
Tennessee Titans – Not since 2005 have two teams combined for less than 18 points.
